How To Prevent Yourself From Writing

#1. Create a deadline.

#2. Start a blog.  Contemplate your first blog entry.

#3. Stall out once you realize your first blog entry may define your entire blog, and, possibly, redefine the internet.  Collapse under the pressure.

#4. Innocently download this game after you got a free iTunes download card from Starbucks (click at your own risk).

#5. One year later, realize you have paid for webspace you never used.

#6. Contemplate your first blog entry.

#7. When in doubt, always apply what you have learned from a year of perusing Pinterest:  Everything Looks Better In List Form.