How To Prevent Yourself From Writing
#1. Create a deadline.
#2. Start a blog. Contemplate your first blog entry.
#3. Stall out once you realize your first blog entry may define your entire blog, and, possibly, redefine the internet. Collapse under the pressure.
#4. Innocently download this game after you got a free iTunes download card from Starbucks (click at your own risk).
#5. One year later, realize you have paid for webspace you never used.
#6. Contemplate your first blog entry.
#7. When in doubt, always apply what you have learned from a year of perusing Pinterest: Everything Looks Better In List Form.